By Agron Gjekmarkaj

Yesterday was very hot, my head was burning like a chestnut on fire. And who had eaten his phone! A number ending in 50 kept ringing. I didn't open it until he wrote an SMS... "Aman, open it, I'm Vinushi, the minister of the Terbiet!" What have I done, I said to myself, I'm not even very brave like some others who get blood on their foreheads, I usually stay wise, I'll let some Romanians go just like that, because I say: stay away from fire, water and the Government, because in any case in the Opposition and these scoundrels work hard, they want their opponents in prison. Salianji spent 10 months in prison without anyone knowing why!

Well, I opened it once, brave Turk: "I told you!" He, with a trembling voice, began: "Hey, I'm a boy with a code, I'm a man of integrity, I'm a genius, you took my name in vain, I can read and write, I'm a babdayan, I have a high school education, I studied in Turkey at the school of the zaptije, then I took a violin course in Munich!"

I interrupted him: "How are you, my dear, speak up!"

"Hey, I'm a valuable guy," he said, "I'm still angry that you equated me with Gonxha. He's illiterate in front of me and you said that the big guy will wipe us both out. If I don't take you up on this, I have respect for "Kronika," because as soon as I took office, Bela told me that Babo and she read it to evaluate work performance and understand the moods of the country...!"

"Hey, how are you?" I couldn't help but ask.

"I'm really afraid you'll blame me, but I didn't ambush Igli, I don't do any of this...!"

Brofa jumped to his feet… “What happened, my brother?”

"Leave it alone," he cried, "shame and black face, fame, hatred, but here Bela called us for a government meeting, because Babua has bigger things to do, like for example turning Theth into a field, and talking 'face to face' about how the huts are being demolished, but one thing came up and they told us to drink a coffee for an hour, warm up in the sun"!

We were standing there, the men of Hyqymet, and Pirrush the palikari invited us for coffee, but it was not for nothing that Homer said to the weather: "Fear the Greeks even when they give gifts!"... When that braggart began to talk like a man of virtues.

"You haven't seen a fool with your own eyes, burn yourself too, said Igli, 'this guy is fabricating death sentences, stopping bonuses, behaving like a finance gendarme with public money...!"

Suddenly Petri exploded: "I'll do it and I'll take it back" and overturned the table in the middle of the bar!

God had thought of us and Ulsushi intervened: "You can beat me as much as you want, but don't do this stupid thing, you're embarrassing Baba and the whole of Dovlet, we have enough of the farce behind us."

He was holding Petrit, who had gone mad, who tore his newly sewn camel shirt, made his back bleed with uncut nails, reached out to grab Igli by the hair, but that bald man pulled out half of Ulsia's beard, whose hair covered the grass like frost! I didn't know it was so thick, pu pu pu!

The words turiderr, BQ, dudum, edepsez, mokashpulë flew in the air, I didn't know what to do, I should call Prode to come running with sirens and throw the bars at them, I would do great damage to the party and I could do it...!

"So what was Deng doing in the meantime?" I asked.

“He… the guy took the smoothie he ordered and hid under the counter…!”

We were very surprised by this Petrit, then he said to Igli: "Let me tell you... this one was waiting for me to eat what is not said... when things went wrong I called for help, help... no one was coming... even though Ulsiu was being held up by the push-ups... not like you who ended up in the hospital in December...!"

Fortunately, the voice was heard by Kosta of Gramoz and Lindites, who is now serving as the chairman of the Assembly.

He, tearing his cheeks, had gone to Mamica's wooden door, bim bam, bim bam, he was beating it with his fists and feet, while shouting: "Oh God, did you hear, let a bolt of lightning strike where we are, the idiots are leaving us without a governor, kill them, God, kill them, let them beat you like hell, how can they do this to Babo, how can they make his heart a crater, does he have any trouble advising Trump, Merz, Macron?"

Once, Mom had opened the door for him and he had sat at the gate, his lunch with him...!

As soon as I brought Kostaq back to his senses, he started telling me about the SOS signal I had sent... Mommy had called... quickly

Anyway, Mommy left Ulsi's back, bandaged the others... gave me a paracetamol... she wouldn't stop talking to herself: "Why are you all tearing each other apart like octopuses?"

After assuring Vinush that his honesty would be appreciated and no one would blame him, I couldn't help but ask him how it was possible that no one came out of the Government building to say goodbye?

"Oh, they couldn't bear it. Auntie was moaning at the window: 'They killed you, Miti, they killed you!'... Anila was wailing in a muffled voice like a howl... Taos had to turn off...! Gonxha was saying no, no with the beating and I'm scared, I'm scared!

Only Og the human spirit, as if compassionate, had told Delina to grab a load, to go help, Ibrahimaj had already shouted at them to eat their heads!

We once climbed, some with crutches, some by the arm, resting on the stairs!

Bela thanked Ulsija for her contribution as a peacekeeper and peacemaker for his role as Anton Çeta, congratulated me for the calmness and prudence shown... she scolded Petri and Pirrushi severely, told them to give each other two good slaps, because she had her hands full and didn't have the patience to beat them herself at that moment! I threw them to the ground, she said: "How did you do this to me?

"I took you from nothing and made you ministers and sadrazems, while you rot where you eat... Look at the vizierate with military binoculars in September!" he threatened them.

I was touched by all this sincerity and trust of Vinush from Kronika! I promised him that I would speak so that he at least takes Pirrush's place as Minister of the Armed Forces and Ulsia, due to the vitality and dominance of the criminal situation, takes over internal affairs!

Please, I told you not to let Etilda know about all this nonsense, because she can't stand it anymore, she's so hurt by the injustice they're doing to you until it's fixed!

(BalkanWeb)